Friday, 3 September 2010

Dear Tech Support

Dear Tech Support;
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 3.0 and golf 4.1. The Conversation module no longer runs and Housekeeping 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but to no avail.


Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment package while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

You might try www.Ithoughtyoulovedme.html . Download Tears 6.2 and Guilt 7.0. These might fix the jewelry and flowers application problems. Just remember that if you run these programs too often it could lead to withdrawal.

Do not install Mother-in-law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. It would be ill advised to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0. This is an unsupported application that could crash Husband 1.0

In summary, Husband 1.0 can be a great program, but it has limited memory and it cannot learn new applications quickly. To improve memory performance you might try additional software, i.e. Cooking 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7

Good luck
Tech Support

So what gives, why is it that so often the person we dated has little resemblance to the person we marry? Paul Tripp would tell you the person that you dated was a fake and that the person you married is the real thing. Statistics would tell you that if you decided to upgrade your entire system, i.e. go from Husband 1.0 to 2.0 your chances of success that it will work any better are even worse.

So what should you do if this humorous scenario hits too close to home? Take your marriage to the Lord in prayer. Ask Him to forgive you for your contribution to the decline in your relationship, ask Him show you how to be the wife He has called you to be and pray that He would cause your husband‘s heart to be unsettled and desirous to become the husband that he was called to be.

God wants you to have a marriage that would bring Him glory. Do not settle for less. Continue to pray and to do those things that are in your power to bring about such a marriage.

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